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Sages and Bards [Feb. 9th, 2010|03:46 pm]
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I meant to mention this yesterday, but I chose to be selfish because, hey, my blog. But today is a different day my friends and that is why you should go purchase the new issue of Bards and Sages Quarterly.
Not enough of a reason for you? Fine. How about this? It features contributions from a number of people I both respect and envy ever so slightly for their abilities in regards to the lit'rary arts, as it were. The January 2010 issue of this bad boy has stuff from Eugie Foster (who owns a skunk and works for the gubmint), Catherine Gardner (kinda like a lady parts-version of Neil Gaiman), and KC Shaw (who writes about weredeer and somehow makes it work).
So do yourself a favor and click the image there and go get yourself a copy, because it's not like you have enough to read or anything, right?

Right. Go buy it then. Treat yourself to a print copy, or get a handy-dandy e-copy, for easy reading on your screen.
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Scarlet Who? [Feb. 9th, 2010|12:30 pm]
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I'm a big fan of foresight. Y'know, the concept of planning ahead, trying to cover all the bases. It would not be far off to say that I've lived my life by the concept.
So yeah, big fan.
Yesterday, I mentioned that I thought that Marvel's dispensing with the character of Ben Reilly, AKA the Scarlet Spider was a mistake. Especially given recent events within the Spider-Man titles these past two or three years.
The whole clone thing wasn't anyone's favorite story. It was a terrible mess, in terms of plot, script and editorial mismanagement. But it produced some interesting results. Basically, we had the old Spider-Man back...a Spider-Man free of marital entanglements or convoluted continuity, but with an interesting supporting cast to provide drama. And we had the other Spider-Man, the one with a wife and a daughter and solid supporting cast. Two Spider-Men for the price of one, both of whom are essentially the same character.
So, of course, one of them had to die.
Now, while editors have changed since then, and creative teams and such, imagine, if you will, if the Scarlet Spider had still been around for the One More Day/Brand New Day storylines, which were put into play solely (according to the Marvel EiC, at least) to remove the obstacle of the dreaded Spider-marriage. Now, whether you agree with that decision or not (and I think it was a bad one, but not for the same reasons you probably do), you have to admit, if the Scarlet Spider had still been around, this wouldn't have been necessary.
You simply have the characters switch identities once more, with Parker taking over Reilly's life and moving his family somewhere out of the line of fire and Reilly taking over for Parker. Then, you add in some sci-fi hand waving (Reed Richards invents a thingamajig that alters memories-hey, it worked for the Sentry!-wiping out the public knowledge of the Peter Parker identity), and hey-presto-problem solved. Single Spider-Man, no baggage, Aunt May in place.
But, of course, that couldn't happen, because the Scarlet Spider had to die.
Why was that, I wonder?
I've read various explanations, mostly along the lines of 'two Spider-Men are confusing to readers' or 'movie coming up, we need Peter Parker back in costume'. Basically, decisions which make sense from a corporate standpoint, i.e. devoted to protecting the brand, but which could have been handled in a much more resourceful manner by the creative teams authorized to enact them.
Instead, they let a potentially viable character get killed in order to illustrate the return of Norman Osborn (another decision which, to me, seems ill-conceived, though again, probably not for the same reasons as those of you reading this). I may talk about that tomorrow, actually.
The Scarlet Spider could have simply been quietly shuffled offstage via injury or personal drama (he was a clone after all-or was he?), then brought back when needed. Such as in the case of a desire for a return to the 'loose-and single' Spider-Man.
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Foresight. Never kill someone when you might need them later.
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Going Out West [Feb. 8th, 2010|04:01 pm]
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Taking a day to drop an important message on the five of you reading this:

On March 1, the history books get a lot more interesting...


Aztec vampires gorge themselves on a small Mexican village. A masked hero of the 1940s stumbles onto a town that time forgot. A gunslinging exorcist works to save a boy from demonic possession. These are the stories of the American West your history teacher never told you about... because she was scared!

Edited by Russ Anderson and published by Pulpwork Press (www.pulpworkpress.com), HOW THE WEST WAS WEIRD is an anthology featuring nine original, genre-mashing stories of cowboys, Indians, aliens, exorcists, and tentacled horrors from other worlds... all wrapped in an original cover by Jim Rugg (STREET ANGEL, AFRODISIAC).

Those stories? Glad you asked, pardner.

Camazotz, by Josh Reynolds (available as a free preview at the Pulpwork Press website)
Wyrm Over Diablo, by Joel Jenkins
Space Miners, by Ian Taylor
Don Cuevo's Curative, by Thomas Deja
The Town With No Name, by Mike McGee and Chris Munn
Sins of the Past, by Barry Reese
You Need to Know What's Coming, by Ian Mileham
Of All the Plagues a Lover Bears, by Derrick Ferguson
Out South of Borachon Creek, by Bill Kte'pi

Cover price is $11.95 - that's peanuts for this kind of entertainin'.

HOW THE WEST WAS WEIRD will be available for order on Pulpwork and Amazon on March 1. But if you'd like to get a jump on everyone else, it's available for pre-order right now on the Pulpwork Press website. Order before March 1 and get free shipping in the US!

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Monday Spider-Musings [Feb. 8th, 2010|03:57 pm]
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Ah, Spider-Man. He used to be my favorite four-color character. I must have read that issue of Secret Wars where he beats up the X-Men's entire first string roster a hundred times (then, I really don't like the X-Men. Morality plays on race and acceptance ring false when everyone is white and pretty).
Of all the characters around, I always thought he was the easiest to relate to as a kid. Even as a young adult. Money problems, girl problems, problems, problems, problems. Some issues it seemed as if Spider-Man was beaten before he even started to fight. Those were good issues, mainly because you knew he was going to fight anyway.
That was what he was all about, right?
Long odds, long hours, fighting the good fight. Fighting to survive. Different kind of hero, there. Spider-Man never struck me as the type of guy who wanted to fight, but more as the guy who had no choice. He fought because somebody had to. Because the Avengers were busy and Daredevil didn't leave Hell's Kitchen and the Hulk wasn't a hero and if you weren't a mutant, the X-Men weren't interested.
The Uncle Ben guilt was always there, but I don't think it registered on me. It was just the reason he did what he did. Captain America was a patriot, Wolverine liked to fight, the Hulk wanted to be left alone, and Spider-Man was trying to live up to the ideals of a dead father-figure. They'd mention it every so often, but the character had passed beyond the point of angsting over it. It was just a facet of his back-story, summed up in one to two panels. Or, to switch things up, it'd be Gwen Stacy.
When Aunt May died (the first time) I was impressed. I thought 'here we go, we'll replace guilt over a death with honoring the memory as the motivating factor'. As a character, May Parker had literally outlived her usefulness. She, like Gwen Stacy, would have more of an impact on the ongoing story as a motivating force. Living up to Aunt May's ideals would have kept Spider-Man lifting girders and fighting past the point of exhaustion for years to come. And, frankly, it's a much purer motivation for a flagship character than crippling guilt. The guilt wouldn't have to go away entirely, but the focus could be shifted off it and onto other facets of the character's personality.
So why'd they bring Aunt May back?
I don't have an answer for that. Editorial fiat, I assume. Someone somewhere thought that it was a good idea to keep all the elements of the mythos in play. Whatever the reason, it weakened the gains (if any) which had been made.
As soon as they brought May back, I stopped reading Spider-Man. I knew what was next, mainly because I read a lot and I know a ret-con when I see one. Writers do it all the time. And I was right. The systematic deconstruction of the existing status quo in order to reassert the original. It took a while, as these things do. The Green Goblin came back, despite his importance as a villain hinging on the very act which removed him from the overall story. The Spider-Baby removed from continuity completely (unless you read Spider-Girl), Mary-Jane shuffled offstage several times until it finally stuck.
The Scarlet Spider killed. I think I'll talk about why that was a dumb mistake tomorrow.
Regardless, I've never understood the logic. There were other ways to get back to basics (Ultimate Spider-Man ring any bells?) that didn't involve changing things back. It was possible to have cake and eat it too.
Perhaps I've never understood the logic of how a sickly relative is any more an obstacle than a stressful marriage and a child. As far as providing secondary plot fodder, the latter has far more potential.
Then, maybe they just really like wheat cakes. Who knows?
Like I said, that's when I stopped reading the title. I picked it up again briefly during JMS' infamous run, which had a lot to recommend it, but dropped it again soon after the Civil War Event. Once the character was shoe-horned into the plot in order to perform a specific function, as opposed to his function resulting from a natural character progression, I stopped caring.
It'll be interesting to see how Spider-Man fares in the coming 'Heroic Age'. The stressed back to basics approach that's being touted most likely signals a return to the previous status quo, but perhaps not.
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Ten Facts About Me That Probably Aren't True [Feb. 5th, 2010|05:56 pm]
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So, if you recall, yesterday I was challenged in the comments of this post by Cate Gardner to produce ten factoids that you probably never knew about me. To which I said, 'yeah, sure'.
I'm not made out of stone, people! So, here, in no particular order, are ten facts about myself which are probably not true, as such.

1. My maternal great grandfather was Edward Hyde. Not the guy Hyde Park is named after. The other one. Not that he ever acknowledged us...because, y'know, Mr. Hyde. He was a jackass, is what I'm saying.

2. I once had a relationship with the White Witch of Narnia. Too bad she was frigid. Ha-ha! Heh. Huhm...Seriously, it ended badly. I don't want to talk about it.

3. On Friday nights I sing naked karaoke. But I sing it fully clothed. It's still different from regular karaoke.

4. I was bitten by a beast on the moors. I become noticeably less hairy now on nights of the full moon.

5. I once rode a flaming motorcycle through a shopping mall on Christmas Eve. Nobody noticed. Not even me.

6. Meatloaf wanted me to be his backup singer. I still regret turning him down. But my love of ornamental koi ponds came first then, as now.

7. I fell through a mystical portal into a land of adventure as a child. By the time I left, representational democracy had been established. Mission accomplished. You're welcome, mystic Jesus-lion.

8. I also had a relationship with the ghost of Florence Nightingale. It's a long story, and I won't go into it here, but just between you and me...chick was cray-zee. And, y'know, dead.

9. I met the Devil at a crossroads and sold my soul, only to have him return it two days later. He called it a lemon. I was hurt by this.

10. Jesus said the same damn thing. Mikaboshi, however, seems to like it just fine.
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Free Flow Friday [Feb. 5th, 2010|05:34 pm]
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Daredevil annoys me.
Not the character, mind, but his portrayal in recent years-
No, I lie. The character annoys me as well. He's a super-hero whose power is that he's not quite blind. I mean, depending on the writer, his power vacillates between "guy who can see good in the dark" and "I just heard a mosquito fart". Is that even useful?
He's basically the Black Bat without the .45s and the hard-on for mayhem. Really, he's ridiculous. A blind man who hits people with a stick. Then, afterward, feels bad about it.
I suppose that's why they ladled the drama on him. The whole Catholic guilt/gangsters/ninjas/dead love interests thing that works sometimes but mostly just seems like the same song over and over again. How many people know Matt Murdock is Daredevil now?
How many people care?
Better question-why does the Kingpin care? I mean, I get the sadism angle, but really...it's just excessive. Blind man. Stick. Not exactly the FBI there, is he?
I mean, is the evidence gathered by Daredevil admissible in court? Bendis did something with that, didn't he? Or Brubaker? And then Mr. Hyde ruined everything. Because he's a jerk.
And why ninjas? Why does every street hero in Marvel have to fight ninjas? Are ninjas the new muggers? Was there a ninja explosion I'm unaware of, scattering ninjas far and wide?
Maybe it's all the same ninja. Ninjas. Ninji. What's the plural of 'ninja'?
Another thing-between Daredevil, Electra and Wolverine shouldn't the Hand be severely undermanned by now? It's not like there's an infinite number of ninjas (I'm going with ninjas) out there. They're not a renewable resource.
Well, I suppose they are, but only in the loosest sense.
Man, think about their training budget...somewhere, poor Hattori Hanzo is trying to balance the books, and saying, "For God's sake, stop dying! We can't afford it!" And why can you kill ninjas, but not other people? Is it like zombies or Nazis? I hate ninjas, but come on. They're people too. Unless they're zombies. Or cyborgs.
Great title? Zombie Nazis vs. Ninja Cyborg-in 3D. You'd watch it. Admit it. I wouldn't, because I hate ninjas. Except for American Ninja...whom I loathe.
Who decided Daredevil should be a ninja? Was that Frank Miller? Can we blame him for that? Maybe not. We can blame him for Nuke, though. God almighty, Nuke. Hey, it's Eighties Action Movie Cliche guy and he's killing everyone. Awesome.
I kid. I love Nuke. He's like a Bizarro Captain America, and if there's one thing we need it's another evil opposite number for Captain America. And hey, let's tie the whole thing into Wolverine, because, y'know, Wolverine.
I hate Wolverine.
Not hate-hate, but, y'know, I dislike him as a character. Unless he's getting punched through a wall, because when is that not funny? He's like a hairy, hockey-loving punching bag.
What was I talking about?
Daredevil. Right. Man he annoys me.
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Dawn of the Pixar Dead [Feb. 4th, 2010|05:08 pm]
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Yeah, okay I know it's not really Pixar, but hell, look at that. That is exemplary. Man that looks good!
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Old School [Feb. 4th, 2010|02:36 pm]
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Say what you will about Dark Secret Civil Siege , but hot d@mn it's good to see Taskmaster doing what he does best. Being practical and whooping the fool out of people who should know better. I mean, granted, he got put into the hospital by Doctor Doom a few issues ago, but who hasn't had that happen to them? And I mean sure, it's not like Tasky is going to survive this, but let's just bask in his warming, loving, warming glow while we can, yes?

Godspeed, Taskmaster. If any super-villain deserved his own series, it was you. Shine on you crazy diamond, you.
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WIP Wednesday In Chains! [Feb. 3rd, 2010|04:40 pm]
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I have gotten nothing done the past few days. A few thousand words, what is that, I ask you? Nothing. Pitiful. Today, however, was better. I managed a little over a thousand words on the current book in progress, putting me up to a grand total of...six thousand words. That's it.
Yeah.
Anyway, part of the reason for this, I believe, is that I'm waiting to hear news (good or bad) on several fronts, and I'm all a -dither about it. So, basically, I can't concentrate. It's rare, but when it happens, there ain't no stopping it. Instead, I must pop in Medieval Total War II and help the Moors conquer Western Europe via economic sanctions, bribery and ruthless military action.
Still, it's WIP Wednesday, which means I gots to talk about something...so, I'll settle for shameless self-promotion, my old fall-back:

"The Strange Affair of the Martian Engine" is up for your listening pleasure at Cossmass Infinities Podcast. Go, download, and tell me whether you'd like to see more stories like it.

Set in the same universe and featuring some of the same characters as the above, "The Strange Affair of the Artisan's Heart" is available for purchase on Amazon, as part of the Robots Beyond! anthology, and as a podcast at Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine. Go, download, and comment. Or just go comment.

Sherlock Holmes-Consulting Detective, Vol. 2, featuring my novella, "The Affair of the Wretched Flesh" is still available on Amazon. Go buy it. In my story, Holmes punches a lion. How can you not want to read that?

Issue nine of A Thousand Faces: The Quarterly Journal of Super-Human Fiction features another tale of the intrepid clockwork automaton, Mr. Brass, "Mr. Brass and the Red Horror of Frankenstein" and issue eleven, out soon, will have the fourth Mr. Brass story, "Mr. Brass and the Last Sudden Silence".

There. Now you have things to go do. So go do them.
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Wonder Dog Wednesday [Feb. 3rd, 2010|04:21 pm]
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Rex often thought nothing of using humans as bait during his all-too frequent cougar hunts. When a dog has a taste for cougar-meat, there's just no reasoning with him. Even if he is a WONDER DOG!
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Dillon and the Long Road [Feb. 2nd, 2010|02:19 pm]
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I was going to write a lengthy post on what Derrick Ferguson's newest book, Dillon and the Legend of the Golden Bell, today. It's the second day of the week-long blog tour celebrating the book's release, but I was stumped for words. It's hard to write about a friend's work and not come off sounding like a shill. And I, my friend, am no shill. Buy my stuff. Then, going through some old papers, searching for inspiration, I came across this little number.
It-and several supplemental items I won't go into here-was delivered in a padded envelope by a private courier to my London flat soon after I moved in. No return address. No idea of who it was from or why it was delivered to me beyond a signature of 'C.S MD'. Then, I get a lot of packages like that. At least this one didn't try and bite me.
At any rate, here's a section of the manuscript in question:

I first made the acquaintance of the man called Dillon on an island called Tosegio. It was a brief thing. He was going one way, I was going the other, but I resolved to learn more about him.
Then came the sinking of the Goliath, and Odin. That caught my attention, let me tell you. Do you recall where you were when the Voice of Odin sounded for the first time? I do. By the time I had arrived, the problem had been sorted out in a satisfactory manner.
And, just when I thought I'd heard the last of Dillon, the recent upheavals on the tiny nation-state of Xonira have brought him once more to my attentions. I was on one of the nearby islands, conducting my own business at the time, but afterward, Lord C'jai assured me that Dillon had performed admirably well, considering the circumstances.
It is an interesting thing, to see a character like Dillon from this side of the mirror, as it were. In my day, I never gave thought about how my own exploits looked to those not involved. Neither, I suspect, does Dillon.
In any event, I look forward to seeing how he faces future challenges. For there will be such. They never stop. The enemies of mankind march ever on, and we who stand between them and their chosen prey can but hold our ground, take the pain, and return it twice-over.

It stops there. Mostly it was just pictures in the envelope. A few write-ups. Notes. A detailed anatomical illustration of something called a 'senrast' that couldn't possibly exist this side of Mars. Through the help of some contacts (yes, I have contacts) stateside, I tracked the package to a nondescript brick structure on the banks of the Hudson River. It had formerly been a import/export company of some kind back in the Thirties, but had since become private property. The trail ended there.
Whoever C.S. is, I can't say I blame him for keeping track of Dillon. I know I intend to. And so should you. Go buy the book.
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Bill Watterson Interview [Feb. 2nd, 2010|02:18 pm]
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Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin & Hobbes, gives his first interview since 1998. It's a short one, but go give it a read regardless.
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Martian Engines Are Go [Feb. 1st, 2010|11:43 am]
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The Cossmass Infinities podcast has just posted "The Strange Affair of the Martian Engine" for those interested in listening to a bit of steampunk with their morning coffee (or lunch, depending on where you are).
Set in the same world as "The Strange Affair of the Artisan's Heart" (still available to listen to here or to buy here), it's got less detectin' and more shootin', as Countess Francesca Felluci takes center stage and goes toe-to-toe with vampires, mercenaries and bureaucrats.
And even though they spelled my name wrong (or correctly, if we were in the fifteenth century), they got the link right, and that's all that counts, right?
Enjoy!
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SKELETOR... [Feb. 1st, 2010|11:26 am]
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DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SASS, MISTER!
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For Whom Does The Golden Bell Toll? [Jan. 30th, 2010|07:45 am]
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It's here!
What is it, you might ask? Why, it's Dillon and the Legend of the Golden Bell, which means it's the long-delayed second volume in one of the most kick-ass nu-pulp series' going! Not written by me, I mean. Look at that. I just got my copy, and I burned through it like it was the breakfast bar at Shoney's. Who remembers Shoney's?

This thing has everything-exotic locations, airships, rooftop jungle gardens full of deadly animals, airships, power-armored goons, mutant cannibals, Cthuloid spawn, airships, and guys named Awesome Times and Brighteyes Dillinger. Also, airships. It's like someone crammed all of the stuff I like into one book so that I did not, in fact, have to write it in order to see it.

And, just for the record, I'm with Awesome Times.
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Friday Frolics [Jan. 29th, 2010|05:22 pm]
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A nice review here for issue # 9 of A Thousand Faces: The Quarterly Journal of Superhuman Fiction, with a mention for my story, "Mr. Brass and the Red Horror of Frankenstein", which is a pleasant way to end the week.

Also, for your edutainment, some links on the concept of tie-in fiction:

"Jumping the Fence" by Gav Thorpe

"Being a Hack" by Erin M. Evans

"Put Everything Back Where You Found It" by Dan Abnett

Personally, I enjoy tie-in fiction just as much as non-tie-in fiction. A good read is a good read, whether it's set in a pre-fabricated universe or one of the author's own creation. Your mileage may vary, of course.
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Volstagg... [Jan. 29th, 2010|05:21 pm]
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...knows the benefits of a captive audience.
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Who Recalls...The Heap? [Jan. 27th, 2010|04:10 pm]
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Hey, who remembers this post? If you do, and the concept of the Heap intrigues you, squelch on over to Diversions of the Groovy Kind, where the ol' Groovster has the first appearance of the Skywald heap up for your viewing pleasure! Then, as if that's not enough (and it's not, is it? Admit it!), trudge your way north to E-Dispatches From The Great White North, where the Groovy Agent makes a guest post on-you guessed it-the HEAP!

What can you call a bounty like this? Heap-a-licious? A Heapin' Helpin' o' the Heap? Heap-i-tude? Heap-walking?
Yeah. I know. That last one wasn't great. Why are you still reading this?
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Wonder Dog Wednesday [Jan. 27th, 2010|10:25 am]
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Honorary nuthin'. Later, Rex would lead the tribe in a campaign of conquest and consolidation, leading to the eviction of the majority of the white settlers from the Western Territories. Despite initial resistance from Federal troops and rag-tag settler-militias, Rex's sound grip of modern guerrilla tactics and his thorough knowledge of the area, as well as his hardball political maneuvering via contacts in Washington led to the complete domination of the Western Territories within only a few months. WONDER-DOG!
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The Bride of Monday Madness [Jan. 25th, 2010|03:25 pm]
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Busy weekend. Work on the books continues apace, at a steady clip, on an even keel, etc. ad hominem. Which is, luckily, par for course for myself. Today is more of the same, with a bit of research thrown in to add to the usual distractions of the internet and...well, the internet. Still, despite a pernicious insomnia that has currently reduced my thought processes to a fine sludge, I struggle on.
Been thinking more and more of trying to write something featuring the adventures of the bride of Frankenstein (book version, not film version). Sort of a paranormal romance crossed with Bayonetta. I don't really know why...it's just one of those ideas that won't go away. I keep getting flashes of a seven foot tall scar-faced amazon in a highwayman's outfit punching a werewolf's brain out of its skull.
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I really, really want to write a story where that scene is pivotal. Where a werewolf needs to have its brain punched right out. Because damn.
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