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Ending the Story [Jul. 9th, 2009|07:44 am]
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Nick Mamatas is always full of good, albeit snarky, information. Also, he once got into an argument with Harlan Ellison. But you don't want to hear about that. Instead, have his essay on 'How to End a Story'. It makes for good reading, especially if you have trouble with that very thing in your own work. Courtesy of Bob Freeman, who looks like Santa Claus' evil twin (I don't know the man. I'm just sayin'...).
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Diplomacy. [Jul. 9th, 2009|07:42 am]
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SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T WORK.
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Dorkin and Thompson's BEASTS OF BURDEN [Jul. 8th, 2009|09:14 am]
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I don't normally spout off about comics on this blog (that's for the other one, natch) but damn, I felt I had to share this. Evan Dorkin and Jill Thompson are bringing their suburban-house-pets-who-fight-the-supernatural, previously seen in The Dark Horse Book of Witchcraft, The Dark Horse Book of Hauntings, The Dark Horse Book of the Dead, and The Dark Horse Book of Monsters, to a four issue limited series from Dark Horse this September.
I am not ashamed to say that several of the stories had me sniffling like a big girl after I read them (that one, with the ghost dog trying to find her way home and the-aww...And the werewolf story, with the kid and the Husky and the-cripes...Damn it, I'm getting misty just thinking about it.). Jill Thompson has some preview art up on her blog, and Dorkin gives a good pitch for spending your money on his livejournal. Oh, and here's a solicitation for the first issue. Go check it, then, maybe, go buy it in September and support one of the most unique takes on the occult detective genre in a while.
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Villains with Potential-The Lizard [Jul. 8th, 2009|09:13 am]
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What's this? A classic Spider-Man foe? Here?
Well, yeah.
Familiarity, as they say, breeds contempt, kids. And the Lizard is a stunning example of the maxim. He's Spider-Man's very own guilt sink, his responsibility made manifest-beloved mentor and raving monster rolled into one. Too often, however, that's all he is. He's trotted out to give Spidey something to angst over for an issue or two, then he's back to normal. In the right hands, that's interesting enough, at times. Other times, he's a joke that has a downer of a punchline (after all, poor Dr. Connors will never be cured of being the Lizard, will he?).
So let's spice it up, shall we?
The Lizard is, in essence, a walking, talking biological weapon. He's everything we fear about genetic testing, stem cell research and the various scientific boogie-men wrapped into one scaly package. So why not play off of that?
When the Hulk bleeds, he bleeds radiation in liquid form. His blood is highly toxic, but also potentially mutagenic. The same for Spider-Man. In fact, most every character in the MU who has been genetically altered in some way is depicted as being something of a living pathogen in regards to spreading their abilities (or a painful death) around via blood, saliva, etc. So why not the Lizard?
Connors Syndrome. Says it all, doesn't it? Spontaneous Reptilian Dimorphism.
Think about it. What if Connors created what would eventually become a virus? Something that attaches itself to other genetic sequences and changes them? Or, better yet, what if it affects everything? Like mold or a fungus? Even inorganic matter can fall victim to Connors Syndrome (Why? Comic book science.). It makes the zombie-plague look like a garden party.
A few of the Lizard's scales left behind at the scene of a fight on the roof of an apartment building take root and spread like mushrooms or weeds, covering the building in a leathery skin, turning it into something out of HR Giger's wet dreams and slowly working a Lovecraftian change on the inhabitants. From there, it gets into the water mains, spreading, slithering through the dark, changing everything it touches into...what?
Definitely something unpleasant.
But then, certain terrorist groups weaponize it, and use it as a biological agent. People buy it, cultivate it, sell it as trendy fashion accessories or as the perfect pet. Others attempt to use it for it's original purpose, i.e. medical. It's penicillin on amphetamines.
Now here's the kicker. As 'patient zero', the Lizard's human alter-ego, Connors, is immune to all of this. In fact, he's the best chance the world has to create an antidote or to figure out a way of controlling the unpleasant side effects. SHIELD is after him, AIM and HYDRA are after him. Silver Sable and the goddamn Wild Pack are after him. Super villains, super heroes, everyone is after him. So Connors is running. Running because he can't trust anyone not to turn his deadly secret into a weapon. And the Lizard...well, the Lizard knows that wherever he goes, the world becomes something beautiful...
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Radiation. [Jul. 7th, 2009|08:01 am]
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Ganked from Christopher Mills' Atomic Pulp blog. Go check it out, maybe buy some of his books.
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Colanesque [Jul. 7th, 2009|07:59 am]
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Gene Colan draws a good Thing, don't he? And his Doc Strange isn't half-bad either.
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A Great Way to Start the Day [Jul. 6th, 2009|08:29 am]
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That's nice to wake up to in the morning, ain't it? But if shameless self-promotion isn't your thing, then this article over at Clarkesworld Magazine might do you a treat-an in-depth interview (or, rather, the first part of one) with fourteen speculative fiction book editors. Go. Read. Learn.
Oh, and-uhm-if you liked the review above, you can check out the book for yourself here, in handy-dandy, cheapo e-book format.
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Awkward Moments at the Baxter Building [Jul. 6th, 2009|08:28 am]
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Some Holiday Reading [Jul. 4th, 2009|05:23 pm]
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Several interesting items over at Whatever, the blog of science-fiction author John Scalzi. First up, a spirited discussion of The Magazine of Fantasy & Science-Fiction's new writing workshop. Then, an even more spirited discussion concerning the assumptions many amateur writers have regarding payment, specifically in regard to the above F&SF imbroglio. And, lastly, a word from Scalzi concerning the top three science-fiction/fantasy markets (including, of course, F&SF) continued refusal to accept electronic submissions. If you've got time to kill this holiday weekend, and you're interested in this kind of thing (i.e. making money at writing for the speculative fiction market), then go give a read. Enjoy!
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Happy Fourth! [Jul. 4th, 2009|05:11 pm]
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Fallow Ground [Jul. 3rd, 2009|09:39 am]
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I'm a sucker for agrarian nightmares. Give me fertility demons and back-country cults and I'm a happy camper. Fallow looks like it'll be providing all of that plus some mutilated animals and creepy paintings at no extra charge. Many thanks to Grim Reviews for pointing it out so that I could gank it and pretend that I'm providing some form of content.

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By Request... [Jul. 3rd, 2009|09:31 am]
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[info]glamberson  requested some Godzilla, so today Godzilla he will have. I can resist nothing to the man who gave us Johnny Gruesome.
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Godzilla had his own comic series once. I'm not talking about the lovingly rendered Art Adams one, but the cracked out Doug Moench/Herb Trimpe one. Godzilla in the Marvel Universe is the stuff of legends. It had aliens, time-travel, property damage and Dum-Dum Dugan, which pretty much puts it head and shoulders over every other series out there.

See what I mean? Anyway, I found a pile of these old Godzilla comics at the flea market one time...specifically the ones where Godzilla goes toe-to-toe with various super-hero groups one after the other. The Champions, the Avengers and, of course, the Fantastic Four.



Also, cowboys.
I mean, granted, Godzilla didn't, y'know, look like Godzilla, but the spirit was there. Also the fiery breath. He used it to kill a rat once.



To explain why he was fighting said rat would be too complex. It was a multi-layered book. Okay, it really wasn't, but the panels should speak for themselves. Suffice to say, there were Pym particles involved. And time-travel. Also, a fight with Devil-Dinosaur, but I don't have that one, unfortunately.
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I will find it though. It is my grail.

Speaking of Arthurian nonsense...



That's the beginning of one of the great moments in comic history right there. A shrunken Godzilla and Dum-Dum Dugan getting into a fist-fight. One day, I'm going to put that onto a t-shirt and proudly wear it in public, because, really, who wouldn't want to display the awesomeness of a possibly slightly-inebriated Irishman trading punches with an atomic lizard on their chest? To not share such a thing with the world would be a crime, I say.
God bless you, Doug Moench. God bless you, Herb Trimpe. You brought a thing of beauty into the world.
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Of course, Art Adams wasn't no slouch either.

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Damn Taggers [Jul. 3rd, 2009|08:29 am]
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I've been tagged! And I just gave this place a new coat of paint, damn it! Ah well. Guess I got to roll with it. But, in the spirit of the of meme, i.e. lying, I'm lying about some of these lies, which might make them possibly true. Unless I'm lying about my lies being the truth, which would, in turn make them lies again, only not the same lies. Meta-lies, in other words. See if you can spot them!

“Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.”

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

The Book of Love. I wrote it. Me. This guy right here.

Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?

My goddamn pretty little angel eyes. They are magnificent.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

Red beans and rice, what else?

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Good girls who want to be bad.

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Goddamn hippies. Always getting the rest of us in trouble.

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

MINE! ALL MINE!

Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?

Well, offhand, not bothering to link a video for this answer. Because, y'know...eh. Oh, and I'm not tagging anybody. Because, hey, I'm doubly lazy.
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Tip-Tap [Jul. 2nd, 2009|08:42 am]
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When it comes down to it, I'm one of those folks who feels that you've got to work out your own system on how to approach your writing. No matter how many self-help books or author's notes you read, none of it is going to really help you down the line. Every baby duckling has to find their own way. That said, I'm a fool for reading that stuff. Love it. Can't get enough of it. I love reading about folks' creative processes, mainly because, compared to mine, everyone else's seems downright magical.
I'm of the 'stare at the screen' school of creative endeavor. Not very interesting. Also, I just misspelled 'endeavor' four times before I gave up and let the computer correct it for me. But that's neither here nor there. Anyway, I love reading about other people's thought processes. Especially other writers. And, since I know there are a few folks who read this blog who are similarly inclined, here's 54 Tips for Writers, from Writers.

"The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair."— Mary Heaton Vorse
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Bonk. [Jul. 2nd, 2009|08:41 am]
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Bonk, Bonk.
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Bonk.
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The Sad Truth [Jul. 1st, 2009|09:57 am]
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Can you handle the truth about writing? CAN YOU?
Well, yeah. I can, anyway. I write a bit more than that on the average day, but otherwise, pretty dead accurate. Except for the toast bit. And the thing with the cat. That's what we have windows for, after all.
Not that we have a cat. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not a cat.
Whatever it is, it eats all my toast.
Seriously though, my average writing day is a bevy of distractions, each more distracting than the last and mostly involving e-mail or an infomercial with the English version of that guy who just died. And I, for one, am happy to let the distractions swoop in and remove me from in front of the unblinking stare of my laptop to some place full of rainbows and caffeine, or, perhaps oddly furred rats that pretend to be cats and eat toast.
In fact, I think I hear a distraction calling my name right now. Kojak is coming on and I need to watch it. For-um-research purposes.

Who loves ya, baby?
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Golden Age Goodness [Jul. 1st, 2009|09:55 am]
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So, I stumbled across this site a few days ago during my daily web wanderings, and, being the generous soul that I am, decided to share it with the four of you who read this site.
Golden Age Comics is a site compiling a number of public domain comic books from the-wait for it-Golden Age for your downloading pleasure. I haven't tried it yet, but I intend to soon!
From their site: 'Welcome to Golden Age Comics. The #1 site for downloading FREE copyright free golden age comics. All files here available for download have carefully been research by our users and staff to make sure they are in the public domain.'

Good stuff, right? Enjoy!
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Bones of the Earth [Jun. 30th, 2009|10:09 am]
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Archaeologists have found a group of water wells in western Cyprus believed to be among the oldest in the world. And, at the bottom of one of them, the poorly preserved skeleton of a young woman. Interesting, hmm?
How did she get down there, one wonders. A sacrifice to a cthonian deity, or a murder? Then again, thoughts of The Ring make me wonder if uncovering her was a very good idea...
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Villains with Potential-Attuma [Jun. 30th, 2009|10:08 am]
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Three words: Conan under water.
That's it. There you go. Attuma is Conan, only under water. And wearing a funny hat.
Some basic background information is probably in order. Attuma hails from a tribe of barbaric Atlanteans, and believes himself to be the prophesied ruler of the Atlantean Empire. So far, that hasn't worked out for him, mainly due to the intervention of Namor and whoever Namor happens to be friends with at any given time. He was recently killed by the Sentry, but then brought back to life by Doctor Doom. Frankly, I'm inclined to ignore all of that.
Attuma is Conan.
Think about that.
Namor, for all his bare-chested brawling, is as civilized as any Roman emperor. He's the uneasy ruler of a decadent culture that's existed in a state of cultural stagnation for thousands of years. He's a monarch, with all the baggage that implies.
Attuma, however, is not. He's a warlord. His people are, by and large, underwater Visigoths. He rules through strength and cunning, and by managing to outwit his more ambitious generals. He's not a complete savage, but he lacks finesse. He does what he thinks is best for his people, and what he thinks is best is taking over Atlantis.
Eventually, the Roman Empire got tired of fighting the Goths, so they just hired them instead. Conan was a general for the Aquilonians before he killed their king and took the crown.
Namor is reverting to type these days. He's back in black, and having tea with Dr. Doom. He's taking his duties more seriously now. Atlantis-the city-is gone, but the culture, the people, remain. But their empire is tottering. It's foundations are gone, and there are enemies all around them. And that's where Attuma comes in.
Picture this: Atlantean delegates swim through an ill-lit undersea cavern, escorted by savage warriors clad in shark-hide and shell. Attuma sits before them, on a crude throne crafted from the jaws of some leviathan. He's expecting demands. Namor is big on demands. Big on threats. Instead, the delegates have a proposal. 'Now is the time for all true children of Atlantis to come together to rebuild the ancient glories...' Attuma's people, despite being regarded as savages, are still Atlantean. Still nominally part of the Empire, whether they admit it or not. Attuma knows this, and it irks him to no end, but there's only so much he can do, only so many times you can charge howling at the gates of Rome before the other chieftains won't follow you any more. Attuma is approaching that time. He knows which way the current is flowing, and he knows better than to swim against it.
He goes to Atlantis and kneels before the Pearl Throne and offers his sword to Namor (imagine Conan kneeling before Kull...). "Let me lead your armies, and Atlantis will once again rule the seas..." he says. And Namor thinks and broods, remembering all the times that Attuma came close to killing him, all the times that he almost conquered Atlantis and, after a brief hesitation, agrees. Better to have the savage in the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in. And so it goes. Attuma does his job well when Namor isn't around to interfere. Maybe even too well. He's growing in popularity with the plebes, becoming a hero-the hero that Namor used to be. He eschews politics in favor of plain speaking, and holds to views that some of the Atlantean nobility find much more agreeable than Namor's policy of isolation/toleration.
Think about the storytelling possibilities there. How does Attuma navigate the byzantine politics of the Atlantean court? Does he intend to betray Namor, or does Namor's growing distrust of Attuma's popularity with the Atlantean citizenry push the barbarian into a corner with no other option?
It gets the wheels turning anyway, hunh?
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Twitter-pated [Jun. 29th, 2009|09:35 am]
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Did you know there are Twitter-based 'zines? Well, at least four of the little devils. If you, like me, are a fan of cramming as much story as possible into as few words as manageable, then give a look-see to these spots of interest:

Thaumatrope

Nanoism

Tweet the Meat

Outshine

Each of them is still accepting submissions, if you're of a writerly-frame of mind, and, if you're not, but you have Twitter, why not follow them and get a blast of fiction to go with your morning coffee/tea/drink of choice?
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